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The Darkest Hours Episode 34

Tonight night’s episode is a cross over kiddies! No, no. Not a cross dresser, a cross over. While cleaning up the attic in the Mansion, Darkest Jack makes a horrifying discovery!!! There have been squatters in The Mansion. Ok so that’s not a shock, we’ve got plenty in other wings. However none quite like the members of PEELING GREY! Those who tombed into Darkest Radio two weeks ago heard the resulting madness. Now it’s time to SEE what transpires as the KILLER band PEELING GREY drops into for another Darkest Hours/Darkest Radio cross over. For all you morbid music freaks, this is an episode you don’t want to miss!!!

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Tonight we celebrate the 22nd anniversary of a Dark institution! The TERROR-ific store known as IPSO FACTO! Not just a store but a center of a movement and a community. Join Darkest Jack as he crashes their deathday party. See the insanity and madness first hand. Special LIVE performance by the phantasmagorical band Unextraodinary Gentlemen!! Interviews, music, and the black clad masses!

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The Darkest Hours Episode 32

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It’s the weekend before Halloween weekend! We return to The Mansion this episode to bring you two Halloween themed bits. First we’ve got another installment of the worst news program in limbo, The Noose! Tonight’s top stories include: A real vampire and werewolf, One eyed shark/Two faced cat, Superheroes For Real?, and many more!

Then everyone’s favorite Deathrocker, Joey, is back! He’s set down the badge this week and returns to what he dose best, Video Games! In DIS-honor of Halloween Joey takes on the NES classic “A Nightmare on Elm Street”. Is this game a dream come true or a nightmare? Find out on this thrilling episode!

Watch the Darkest Hours every Sunday at 6:30pm PST (9:30pm EST) on The Monster Channel!
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The Darkest Hours Episode 28

Join us on another hearse trip! On this episode we take you to one of the best haunted attractions in Southern California, The Empty Grave! Join Darkest Jack as he sits down with the creator of this house of terror, Mike Talarico. Mike fills us in on the history of the grave and offers some KILLER tips for the Home Haunters out there. Then we take a seek peek at the maze it self! Also on this episode, Shadowbrook’s only tool program, Ghoul Time. Jack “The Ghoulman” Impaler and his co host, Tala “Where’s My Doggie” Goreland, show you some techniques to age your haunt. With help from a special guest from Decay and B construction. It’s a TERROR-ific episodoe for the haunter and hauntee alike!

Watch the Darkest Hours every Sunday at 6:30pm PST (9:30pm EST) on The Monster Channel!
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The Darkest Hours Episode 24

Your screams have been heard kiddies! Ever since we did that episode where we showed you clips from some of worst Shadowbrook TV shows, our DEAD letter office has been over flowing with last requests. It seems you want to see more of what we watch here on the otherside. So tonight we are going to trick or treat you to a full episode of the crime drama “Stantinopolis”. Which just beat out “Shadowbrook General” by your vote. However before we get to that I some noose to share with you ghouls. A new band has been introduced to us that goes by the name September Mourning. Check out their killer video in this episode. Also the new Hellraiser movie is coming direct to DVD and it looks so horrible that Darkest Jack can’t even bear to watch the trailer. So, we’ll force you creeps to instead. Then it’s off to the mean streets with the Deathrock detective Joey Stantinopolis and his partner detective Mailman. Can they solve the brutal murder of a town legend? It’s going to be heard to point the finger when everyone’s a suspect. Tonight’s episode is called Chocolate A Go-Go.

Watch the Darkest Hours every Sunday at 6:30pm PST (9:30pm EST) on The Monster Channel!
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The Darkest Hours Episode 23

We’ve made it fright fiends, thru another horrid sun infested Summer. So to celebrated, the citizens of Shadowbrook culminate for the annual Shadowbrook End of Summer Jamboree! It’s quite the shindig. There’s rides, booths, vendors, and a smorgasbord of food. This year the world renowned psychic, Madame Stella DeMorte, will be on hand to read everyone’s very grim fortunes. The biggest event at the Jamboree is the Jambalaya Cook-off! Your ghoully is going up against the likes of: Martha Skewer, Emeril LaGhosty, Rachael Death Ray, and the five time champ, Swampgas Steve. Now I’ve got to win this year, but I’m going to need an edge ever this rabble. It’s forbidden to use magic in your recipe, so I must think of something far more devious. Tomb into tonight’s crypt-tastic culinary clash to find out who will win the coveted Shadowbrook Cup.

Watch the Darkest Hours every Sunday at 6:30pm PST (9:30pm EST) on The Monster Channel!
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The Darkest Hours Episode 22

So it seems our resident mad scientist, Dr. Zedenza, has invented a time machine! Not really all that surprising since we are talking about the man who figured out how to keep his lab, and everything in it, in black and white. Mad genius, with a cockiness to match. Anyway, back to the time machine. When Darkest Jack hears this noose he just has to try it out. Get ready boils and ghouls for a wondrous and frightening trip thru time! Dinosaurs! Moses! Witches! Oh yes kiddies tonight’s episode is quite the adventure. Will Jack be able to save the falsely accused from certain death? We he ever get back to his beloathed Mansion? Tomb in for a trip that’s out of this time line!

Watch the Darkest Hours every Sunday at 6:30pm PST (9:30pm EST) on The Monster Channel!
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