Hinnon Valley

Director: Richard Greenwood Jr.

Writer: Richard Greenwood Jr.

Staring:Alexis Zibolis, Maria Shadchina, Todd Johnson, and Joel Zaldivar

Released: 2010

Studio: Indie

Website: www.facebook.com/pages/Hinnon-Valley/123790757669145

Hinnon Valley is a tale about a small town suffering the effects of a deadly viral outbreak. Allison Westlake (Alexis Zibolis) teams up with a young survivor, Erin (Maria Shadchina). Under constant attack by both the flesh eating undead and the military, Allison and Erin seek a way to end the horrid genocide that has befallen the once peaceful town. Hinnon Valley is a short film written and directed by newcomer Richard Greenwood Jr. It has been featured in and won many film festivals, rightly so in my humble opinion. This is a very strong “out of the gate” film for Richard.

The main thing that sets this film apart from the rest of the pack is its look. The cinematography here is crisp and it’s apparent that John Honoré knows where to point the camera. He gets the most out of the locations and the inventive shots tell a lot of the story. Use of elements like rack focus really bring a power to this short. Complimenting the cinematography is the wonderful use of light. It sets a very dark, moody atmosphere and the colors add to the eeriness. The film starts with a chase through a cemetery and there is a shot of the blood stained grass that grabbed my attention. That shot told me I was watching something made by people who understood visual artistry.

Zombies have been done to death (pun very much intended). We are over saturated with media revolving around the undead. That being said, anyone who goes for the zombie theme better have something that will lift them above the rest. Hinnon Valley‘s story takes the military bred virus angle. Now while this angle has been done Richard Greenwood takes it to some fresh soil. Adding the military to the enemies list and cutting them off from the rest of the world gives a wonderful isolated feel.

This film provides a great platform for the lead (Alexis Zibolis) to shine in an almost Sarah Conner (Terminator) way. Now without spoiling anything, I will just say the real originality comes in the form of the cure, self sacrifice, and the “next in line”. I truly feel that Richard’s story is one that, in its scope, needs a longer run time. At the end of the short I had questions that I would really like to see answered.

With such a two against the world style film you need very strong acting to carry such a weight. Alexis Zibolis takes the challenge along with her partner Maria Shadchina. Both did a great job of building believable characters that the audience can relate with. Again I would have liked to have seen more on the lead’s back story. However the quick glimpse we do get does provide her motivation. Maria, while a little green, was able to take me with her on her at first defiant, moving to trusting, then finally advancing to strong character progression. Impressive, especially since this is her first screen appearance. I look forward to more from her. As stated before, Alexis is strong and believable as Allison. Which is essential if the audience is going to take the journey with you. The rest of the cast work well to create the world of Hinnon Valley.

This film is not without its flaws. However, a bit of overacting and visible make-up appliance edges were not enough to break the fourth wall for long. My biggest complaint is the rushed pacing and unanswered questions. I suppose that in itself is a compliment for this film because it gave me an emotional response and want of more. I expect some big things from Richard Greenwood Jr. and I am very excited to see what comes next. Hinnon Valley is a short film that I would recommend to any horror fan (especially the zombie addicted). It’s got action, gore, strong characters, and an original flavor. With its artistic style and strong writing, it’s like a small glimpse into a mind of a larger world that lays inside the filmmaker’s head.

31/2-5

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Steam Powered Giraffe- Album One

Artist: Steam Powered Giraffe

Album: Album One

Label: Steam Powered Giraffe

Released: October 30, 2009

Website: www.steampoweredgiraffe.com/

What do you get when steam powered robots built in 1896 release an album in 2009 under the name Steam Powered Giraffe? A purely unique, imaginative, and splendiferous album that is unlike anything I have heard. Billed as Steampunk meets Futurism this band takes it’s theatrical vaudevillian show and commits it to Album One. An album that must be heard to understand there strange blend of musical styles and humor.

The album starts off with “Steam Man Band“, a song that brings to mind Sargent Pepper’s Mr. Kite. The late year Beatles inspiration is apparent thru out this album. Complete with a well placed inside nod at the end. One of the robots calls out “I’ve got splinters in my’s fingers”. Reminiscent of the close of The BeatlesHelter Skelter“; “I’ve got blisters on my fingers”. Now don’t get me wrong here. I am not saying that this band rips off any sound. It’s just a vibe or undercurrent. I thinks it’s the truly wonderful harmonies that bring about the comparison. The full sound of Steam Powered Giraffe is a blend of vaudeville, folk, barbershop quartet, and 60′s mixed with robots. They really do seem to create a turn of the century sound reborn in the 2000′s.

The aforementioned humor comes to a head on one of my favorite tracks, “Ice Cream Parade”. In a spoke intro one of the robots break and the other two plan to go to an Ice Cream Parade with out him. It’s a bit that made me laugh out loud. When the music kicks in the turn of the century sound really hits you. The humor continues with lines like: “Double dip dinosaur cherry”. The track then sifts to a medieval sound about horses that then carries to a 70′s Latin vibe about riding a quesadilla. This song is followed by another of my favorites, “Brass Goggles” that has another sound all together. A vaudvillie, rock harmony. Each song on the album has it’s own flavor. From “Clockwork Vadeville‘s” folk to “Sound of Tomorrow’s” 60′s, to “Electricity is in My Soul’s” piano ballad, and “Captain Albert Alexander’s” sea chanty. Yet even with all these flavors Steam Powered Giraffe has a sound completely unique to them. A sound that is also shaded with a melancholy. A longing for the past. Like a very happy childhood memory that brings a tear to your eye and a smile to your lips.

Once again, this is an album that must be heard to truly understand the sound. While a few of the songs aren’t quite as strong as the rest, none of them are bad. This is a group that is doing something completely different. They are creating a whole world with their songs and their robot history and show. The theatrics and whole package they bring is a blast and something that has been missing in the music scene in the last decade or so. Steam Powered Giraffe is crafting a new sound that, for me, really captures the essence of this culture known as Steampunk. I have not had a chance to see their live show, but it is on my must see list and it should be on yours as well! Get Album One, put in on and let it transport you to a fictional past with steam powered robots, mechanical ships, ice cream, and quesadillas.

4/5

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The Stripper Project-Brilliant Life

Artist: The Stripper Project

Album: Brilliant Life

Label: HeadSPIN

Released: October 26, 2010

Website: http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Stripper-Project/8616043722

Brilliant Life is the first full release by the English band The Stripper Project. It follows the EPs, Reasons Not To Go To Work and Filthy Wonderful. Fronted by the former vocalist from the wonderful Dark Alternative band Children on Stun, Neil Ash. Neil is joined by his partner in crime, Kyle Whipp (Bassist from Children on Stun). This duo is taking chances and trying new sounds. Not letting itself stagnate or get pigeonholed into any specific sound. Blending an almost pop sound with intelligent and dark lyrics. This is an album one must listen to many times to catch all the layers and meanings in each song.

The album kicks off with the track “The Back of the Cemetery”. A catchy track that has a wonderful duality. An upbeat melody is the first thing that hits you, but when the lyrics get to you the darkness is apparent. Reminds me a small bit of Echo and the Bunnymen. This “poppy” darkness and duality is best shown off in the track “I’m Ebola”. The brilliant lyrics also take center stage here. With a chorus like: “I’m coming up on you like cold hearted killer, sweeter than a sugar in a coca cola, you’re my Frankenstein, you’re the flu and I’m Ebola, misanthrope with a heart of a valentine, you be Israel I’ll be Palestine, and we can get on fine, you’re the flu I’m Ebola” one can easily see the high level of intelligence here. Intelligence mixed with a bit of insanity.

As mentioned earlier this album doesn’t stagnate on the same sound. The next track, “Wondergirl” proves that as the sound takes on more of a cold ’80s synth sound. A twisted glamor photo shoot fantasy. Neil Ash’s voice changes and goes to another place and style completely here. Kyle Whipp adds his vocal stylings to the darkest most post-punk sounding track “I Am Twisted Bird”. The title track “My Brilliant Life” returns to the pop”ish” sound with a nice sense of sarcasm in the lyrics. “When the sun’s coming up, I guess I’ll walk you home, If you like the smell of chicks and methadone.” It’s upbeat rock with a great hook and not hollow or vacuous. There is no reason this song should not be on the charts. Except that it’s NOT hollow or vacuous like most chart toppers.

Fist Full of Flowers” is as catchy as “My Brilliant Life” and “I’m Ebola” but with a darker almost goth club sound. With it’s driving base-line and synth infused melody. It’s the forerunner for my favorite track on the album. Then you’ve got a song like “Autumn Leaves”. Epic and huge it brings together a multitude of styles shown earlier in the album. Powerful words like “This spirit could kill you if you let it, lips meeting in the dark, and you could try and beg the wind not to blow, leave me shaking like an addict, that would be delightfully divine” are capped with lines from the Charles Bukowski’s poem ‘The genius of the crowd’. The album closes with the cold, distant and left of center song “I Destroy Japan”. Finishing the album in almost a dream-like state.

Brilliant Life is a must have album. Not only for those in the Dark Alternative scene but for anyone who like smart, catchy, and fresh music. I am hard pressed to find faults with this album. Some tracks standout more then others. “Back of the Cemetery”, I’m Ebola”, “Wonder Girl”, “My Brilliant Life”, “Fist Full of Flowers”, and “Autumn Leaves” being those stand outs. However, that being said, the other tracks “Princess”, “Nightsurfing”, “I Am Twisted Bird”, and “I Destroy Japan” are just as sharp and clever on a more sublime level. Each song on this album is it’s own journey with it’s own sound. Yet the band has it’s own cohesive sound that holds the tracks together. This album is one that never gets boring or “more of the same” sounding. The Stripper Project is a standout band in the new wave of Dark Alternative artists. They aren’t afraid to go to new places, try new styles, or be clever. I am very excited to see where they go next. The Stripper Project are defiantly leading a “Brilliant Life”.

4 1/2 out of 5

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The Echo Game

Director: Brain Feeney

Writer: Brain Feeney and John Ross

Staring: Alisha Seaton, Melissa Lee, Jeannie Bolet, Angela Landis, and Judy Clement

Released: 2009

Studio: Lead Balloon

Web Site: http://www.leadballoonpictures.com/projects/the-echo-game

The Echo Game is the feature length debut from writer/director Brian Feeney. It’s a paranormal thriller that revolves around ESP and a murderous plot to obtain these powers. Starring Alisha Seaton as April Reilly. A woman whose life is thrown into peril when she receives a letter from her former lover, Rachel, who supposed died 10 years earlier. April’s daughter Sarah, played by Melissa Lee, starts having psychic visions of the now truly deceased Rachel (Angela Landis). These visions and powers put Sarah on the radar of Rachel’s killers lead by Anne Cassavettes (Judy Clement). Anne wants Sarah’s powers and will stop at nothing to get them.

The film is wonderfully shot with nice attention paid to color and mood. Feeney creates a great atmosphere here. The pacing keeps the viewer engaged, building nicely, flowing from intrigue into action. My only is gripe is that the end felt a bit rushed. I would have like to have seen more between Sarah and Anne. More psychic cat and mouse as it were. Very strong performances from Alisha Seaton, and Melissa Lee keep the believability intacted when a few of the other performances were a tad stilted. A strong script and well developed characters also builds the believability. These are characters you end up caring about and pulling for. The story of the “Echo” project is something I want to know more about. It would have been neat to see it in flashbacks. Or maybe a prequel? A creepy upstate boarding school for psychic kids, hmm…

This is not a slasher flick, however there are some very nice bloody FX. The two that really pop in my mind are the knife thru the hand and one thru the back of the head. Also in the gore department, this film has a well done baseball bat beating. Always good fun. I thought it was a fun and nice touch that April’s current girlfriend Casey, played skillfully by Jeannie Bolet, works at an FX company called “Gore Girls”. I was also very happy to see that most of the FX were done practically. Practicality always lends itself to a heightened since of believability, when done right, and this film dose it right. There is on scene in particular when Sarah is in the hospital and is talking with a spirit. It’s a tight shot on Sarah’s eye and you can see the reflection of the spirit inside. This is something many would just do in post, but not here. It’s done right then and it plays off very well.

Another aspect I must mention here is the music. The score of The Echo Game is one of it’s stars. It creates an atmosphere all on it’s own and strengthens Feeney’s great visual feel. Ranging from happy and comforting to eerie and tense. Composer Austin Wintory shows a great talent here. I look forward to hearing more from him.

The Echo Game is a fun ride with a strong story and a good core cast. Brian Feeney has shown that he can do a full length feature and do it well. He has a great eye for shot placement and color. He is also a very adept story teller. I hope to see more from him soon. Sarah says in the film “Don’t play the echo game.” I disagree I say do play The Echo Game.

3/5

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Mather Louth and Radio Noir- The Swamp Jazz Sessions

Artist: Mather Louth and Radio Noir

Album: The Swamp Jazz Sessions

Label: Indie

Released: 2009

Website: www.matherlouth.com

How can I describe the sound of this incredible band. The only way I can think to convey it is through an image. Picture if you will. It’s a balmy evening in New Orleans circa 1920 or 30 and you are walking in The French Quarter. A sound leads you down an old dark alley to the door of a small Jazz club. The music draws you inside with it’s intoxicating rhythm. Once inside you find yourself surrounded by vampires, Voodoo practitioners, mysterious finely-dress men and women. and lady’s of the night. The Up-right Bass, Drums , Guitar, and Saxophone cause you to sway helplessly to this entrancing music. Then from out of the band’s shadowy melodies comes a voice with such a power that you are instantly lost in it’s dark sensuality. This is Mather Louth and Radio Noir.

The Swamp Jazz Session is a 4 song EP that transports you to another world. Combining elements of Jazz, Swamp Rock, and Blues they form a welcome new sound in the Dark Alternative scene. It’s refreshing to see a group doing something new and doing it amazingly well. The songs are extremely well crafted and the musicians that comprise this band are at the top of their game. This is a must have CD for anyone who is a fan of music that swings in a nefarious, southern, smoky cabaret way. Once you are under this band spell it’s damn near impossible to break. I do hope a full-length CD is on the way soon!

5/5

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The Strangers

Director: Bryan Bertino

Writer: Bryan Bertino

Staring: Gemma Ward, Liv Tyler, Scott Speedman

Released: 5/30/2008

Rating: R

Studio: Rogue Pictures

Web Site: www.thestrangers.net

The Strangers is a VERY frightening film. This is one of those movies that stays with you after you leave the theater. The plot is neither complex nor is it a new concept. This is a perfect example of how a film is executed (pun intended) is what’s important. It’s all in the timing and subtlety here. Strong acting and a great soundtrack also helps.

When we first meet the main characters they are in a very awkward and uncomfortable situation. She has just refused his marriage proposal and here they are alone together in a vacation home completely unsure of where they stand. This uncomfortable air sets the perfect tone and is only amplified when a strange girl knocks on the front door. The terror in this film comes from it’s atmosphere and uncertainty. Though people creeping around in masks doesn’t hurt either. The story keeps you at the edge of your seat and the tension starts small and builds to its disturbing climax.

Another aspect of this film that keeps you creeped out is that it feels very real. At no point does it become fantastical, this could very well have happened. Which is a point since the story is inspired by real events. This is much more psychological horror, my favorite, then it is boo, going to get you. Though there are a few nicely done jump scares that got me good.

If you want a film the gets under your skin, then this is the movie for you. It’s the kind that has you up checking your car or home to make sure no one’s there. It leaves you looking over your shoulder. The Strangers is a great ride that doesn’t disappoint.

5/5

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The Haunting in Connecticut

Director: Peter Cornwell

Writer: Tim Metcalfe and Adam Simon

Staring: Kyle Gallner, Virginia Madsen, Elias Koteas, Tim Metcalfe, Martin Donovan

Released: 3/27/2009

Rating: PG-13

Studio: Gold Circle Films and Lions Gate

Website: www.hauntinginconnecticut.com

A good haunting movie doesn’t come around often. So many are killed by CGI, poor story, bad acting, and/or lame monsters. None of which affect this movie. This film is nice and creepy and done very effectively. One thing that surprised me was the whole possession angle. Now I am generally not a fan of possession stories but it is done in a way here that is very intriguing. No talking fingers, or funny voices. This film creates an eerie atmosphere from the start and it doesn’t let go until it’s dramatic end.

A Haunting in Connecticut follows one family’s real-life encounter with the dark forces of the supernatural. The Campbell family moves to upstate Connecticut, forced to relocate near a clinic where their teenage son was being treated for cancer. Kyle Gallner dose an amazing job as the cancer ridden son, Matt. His eyes have a way of showing his pain, and latter, his haunted changing behavior. His strength and personality make him an endearing character. The film moves at a good pace and it quickly becomes evident that their new home has a disturbing history. Yes, that’s right, it’s a transformed funeral parlor where strange events have occurred.

The ghosts in this film are the kind that hide in the shadows and make a few pop ups for some good jump moments. Matt’s “possession” is more the ability to see what a spirit wants him to see. So a lot of the story’s key points come in flash back form. That is until his sister, Wendy, takes an interest and dose some digging for the home’s history. I loved this scene because it reminded me of an 80′s training montage. However this did not ruin the great creepy atmosphere. Which by the way, was made even better by the movie’s eerie score by Robert J. Kral.

The other major character is a Reverend, played well by Elias Koates, who also has cancer. He believes that being close to death makes one able to connect with the other side. He believes Matt’s tale completely and takes him under his wing. But when he comes to the house to help things go from bad to worse. The one person I didn’t like in this film was the dad. He just seemed out of place and awkward. Mainly because his screen time was maybe ten minutes. The mom (Virginia Madsen) did well as voice of reason and was of course the last to have any ghostly experiences. All the performances did a great job at driving the story and making you care what happens.

The Haunting in Connecticut is a simple ghost story done right. It takes inspiration from great films of the past, takes it bit father, and adds new elements to make the recipe perfect. This movie shows that you don’t need much to scare people you just need to do it right. Great story, great acting, great visuals, and bam you’ve got a great picture. I highly recommend this film to anybody who likes that edge of your seat creep. I know this will be a must watch every Halloween movie in my house.

4 1/2 /5

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Inglourious Basterds

Director: Quentin Tarantino

Writer: Quentin Tarantino

Staring: Christoph Waltz, Brad Pitt, Melanie Laurent, Eli Roth, Diane Kruger, Daniel Bruhl

Released: 9/21/2009

Rating: R

Studio: Universal

Web Site: www.inglouriousbasterds-movie.com

Nazis, Brad Pitt, and Quentin Tarantino, what could go wrong? Not much really, just a few things. The first and biggest complaint is that The Basterds were not the central focus, as the trailer and the title suggest. They were all such interesting characters I wanted to know more about them and see more of their exploits. The film is instead divided between them and the tale of the Jewish lead, Shosanna. While it was an engaging story it did tend to drag, especially in Chapter 3. A faster pacing would have been welcome.

Now just because I started off with a negative dose not mean this film is bad. Quite the opposite is true. I loved this movie. I just wanted to get my biggest grip out of the way. Now let’s talk about what’s right. In the middle of a very strong cast was a performance that stole the show. Christoph Waltz plays Col. Hans Landa to perfection. He is vile, despicable, conniving, ruthless, and all around nasty. But by the same token he is charming, handsome, intelligent, and silver tongued. Truly a man you love to hate. Lt. Aldo Raine is portrayed terrifically and very funny by Brad Pitt. He might have even stole the spotlight from Waltz, had Pitt be in the film more. Shosanna (Melanie Laurent), a very strong female lead, reminded me a lot of Uma Thurman, and that’s not a bad thing. Then in walks Eli Roth as The Bear Jew. As with all The Basterds, he was quirky and bad ass. I was very impressed with Martin Wuttke’s portrayal of Hitler. Not to over the top but enough to laugh at. The addition of Mike Myers and Samuel L. Jackson was great fun and a nice surprise.

Now on to what you all want to read about, VIOLENCE! There really isn’t all that much, only 4 major scenes. However when it there it is wonderfully graphic. A little more action might have helped the pacing of the film, but I digress. The most brutal scene features Eli Roth beating the holy hell out of a Nazi solider with a baseball bat. The camera doesn’t cut away as we witness his head caving in. It’s up there with the “bottle scene” from Pan’s Labyrinth. The scalping and swastika carving scenes are well executed, pardon the pun. The end, which I will not spoil, is a plane and simple just desserts bloodbath. There is another bloody filled gun fight but it was quite a surprise to me when it happened so I will leave it as a surprise for you.

On to the director and writer, Quentin Tarantino. Think what you want of him, love him or hate him. I see his film making as art the same way a collage is art. He takes preexisting elements and uses them to form his own vision. And his dose is it well. However his true genius is his gift for dialogue. Tarantino is a master at the spoke word. Who of us can’t recite words from Pulp Fiction at any given time? In Inglorious Basterds the dialogue takes the center spotlight. In the opening Col. Landa (Christoph Waltz) delivers a speech comparing Jews to rats. It is highly disturbing in it’s logic. I am sure this movie will spawn many one-liners. As a period piece it creates a great and convincing atmosphere. There were a few sporadically placed “Grind House” style titles that I found distracting. Maybe if they were more consistent it would have worked better.

Tarantino is also known for his off beat music selection. Basterds is no different. It’s a wonderful soundtrack that emphasizes the emotions and adds depth to the picture. It has already found a home in my music library. Now normally I have a big pet peeve when it comes to contemporary music in a period film. Perfect example, the horrid Moulin Rouge or A Knight’s Tale, sorry Heath. Strangely however the use of David Bowie’s Cat People (Putting Out The Fire) works perfectly here, juxtaposed against images of the Third Riche. What that says about Bowie or Tarantino, I’m not sure.

To sum it all up: Inglourious Basterds is dramatic, intriguing, and most of all just plan fun. It’s a great alternate timeline adventure. Outstanding performances, terrific writing, and a great look and feel makes this a must see film. The day it hits DVD it will have a special place in my DVD collection. Let’s hope for a director’s cut with more of The Basterds.

4/5

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The Hollywood Vampire- Unholy War

Author: Matt R. Jones

Paperback: 608 pages

Publisher: 1st Books Library (October 17, 2001)

Language: English

Website: www.hollywoodvampires.net

Vampires. Everyone knows them, loves them, loathes them (especially if they sparkle) and generally accepts them as all kinds of awesome.

Vampire stories have always been popular throughout human history, ranging from the serious (Bram Stoker’s Dracula) to the silly (Dracula: Dead and Loving It.) There have been attempts to bring vampires and the popular image they invoke into the modern day (without much success, considering the only thing the Twilight series invoked in me was a whole lot of eye-rolling and retching at teen and pre-teen fan girls swooning over a sparkling, undead guy that survives off of blood.)

However, author Matt R. Jones brings vampires back into the modern day setting in a delightfully refreshing series of short stories and novels. Most take place in and around modern day Los Angeles, although several of the shorts occur within a wide time frame, ranging from the Middle Ages to the early 40′s, 50′s, and 60′s.

Matt’s novel, Unholy War, follows the lives and adventures of several of the Hollywood Vampires: Steele, the rough and tumble unoffical leader of the group, Stacey, Steele’s best friend (and completely, batshit, crazy) Brandi, Clairsse, Wade, Tommy, Dorian, Donita,(a half-vampire) Katheryne, (another half-vampire) and Wade.

Unholy War gives a wonderful view into the world of the vampire, in that it holds true to a number of the traditional established canon rules: Vampires are deathly allergic to sunlight, a stake through the heart or removal of the head will cause them to truly die, and they require blood in order to survive. However, it also offers a unique take on the established lore, portraying vampires more as highly evolved humans, possessing incredible strength, speed, several powerful mental abilities, and a degree of damage resistance to trauma that would outright kill a human.

Unholy War also alters the usual portrayal of the vampire to something far more believable: instead of being cold, aloof, timeless beings, the vampires of this day and age are surprisingly human. They maintain close relationships with humans, engage in rather human activities ( all of the afore mentioned vampires are members of heavy metal/hard rock bands) and generally act like a normal human.

The story is told mostly from the eyes of Steele, though parts of the narrative are told from Stacey’s point of view. The main story arc takes place in modern Los Angeles, though there is some jumpping backward in time as characters reveal personal past history relevant to furthering the course of the story. The characters are believable, likeable, and written very well (several of the characters remind me of people that I personally know, a fact of which I’m not sure delights or disturbs me.) The story flows smoothly, introducing each character and touching briefly upon what sort of a person they are, before launching into a wonderfully gripping tale. Or course, character development isn’t left stagnant, and further insights into the characters are revealed as the story progresses. The book is a compelling read, with each chapter drawing you deeper and deeper into the rough, gritty world of the modern day vampire.

5/5

Reviewed by:Grinning Ghost

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The Empty Grave 2009

Hours of Operation: 6:30pm-Midnight on Fridays and Saturdays,and from 6:30pm-10pm on weeknights

Tickets: General $13 Front of line pass $20

Creator: Mike Talarico

Website: www.theMTgrave.com

With such a modest entrance in the middle of an up-scale outdoor mall one might not think much of this haunt. Little do they know that just beyond the small entryway lies a 50,000 scare foot maze.Standing out front of this maze is quite fun. While the unsuspecting public goes about their business a couple monsters move in for the kill. The skill they possess is evident as the screaming echoes around the mall. My personal favorite moments were when people were looking at the mall map completely unaware that a monster was right behind them. Or the brave little girl who held the monsters at bay with her light-up sword.Into the maze we head. The victims are let in in small groups of 6 at a time. I am a big fan of this style because it makes the maze more personal and makes one feel a bit more vulnerable. Also the dreaded “conga lines” that tend to happen when haunts let a continuous stream of people in are not an issues here. In the first room you find yourself locked in an incinerator. I will not go in to detail here, you’ll have to experience this yourself.

After a startling start you proceed with trepidation in to a vast expanse. This open space full of fog plays tricks with the mind as shadows make your heart race. In the fog shrouded cemetery a silhouette comes to life running at you with a circular saw. When sparks start to fly the terror begins to mount. One particularly cool effect is a combination of fog and lights that causes anything under the fog line to completely disappear. Almost as if you are walking waste deep in water. You can’t see them coming until it’s to late. As the long open expanse ends, you find your self in a small corridor of an old house. This maze works by using the two extremes of open and close space to make your senses uncomfortable.

The house is wonderfully themed with nice attention to detail. Some of the details include: moldering walls, a broken piano, and dismembered teddy bears. A very creepy doll like girl haunts this area. The half open zipper on her face is a great effect. The halls open again into the open space where many monsters roam. Soon you find yourself in the tight corridors again. These ones are full of dismembered bodies. It’s here that the building tension comes to ahead. The monsters are all around you and you wonder, will you get out alive?

There is not a lot of theming in The Empty Grave. Which gives your mind a place to create the fear of what is hiding in those negative space. When there is theming the detail is outstanding! The scenery and props are all top notice. But what makes this haunt great is it’s talent. Every monster knows his job well. The passion for scaring and the effort they put into it is amazing. These are truly some of the best monsters I have seen. They take the risks and go for the throat.

One band of monsters, and I don’t use the term “band” loosely. Really goes above and beyond. The Decayed Brigade! Yet another aspect that sets this haunt above the rest. When out in front of the maze a large door opens and out comes 3 monsters pushing a coffin. When they stop and open the coffin up the music begins. That’s right music. This undead drum line knows how to knock a crowd dead!

The Empty Grave is an experience that is not to be missed this Halloween season. Great street monsters, a drum line, and a fantastic maze make for one killer night. The passion that each and every person involved with this maze has is plainly evident. Even the non-monster staff was energetic and friendly. Mike, the mastermind, has a great creative vision and I have a feeling he has many more scares planed to keep us up at night. I hope this haunt will be around for many years to come.

4 1/2 /5

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